ATTENTION: …if you’ve never seen the infamous Lunar Wave, take a look at the video below. I have no idea what causes this, and/or, if it’s even real or not, but apparently it lends creedence to the “moon is a hologram” theory. Like I said, I don’t believe, nor disbelieve this is real, I’m just aware of it, find it fascinating, so I thought I’d share a video of this unusual phenomenon for you, dear readers, considering it’s the Full Flower Moon tonight. Big Moon, isn’t it? Is it me, or does the Moon seem to be getting bigger? Probably just me, but if it was getting bigger, which would imply that it’s getting closer, would the powers-that-be tell us? If we were in imminent danger from the Moon getting closer to the Earth, do you honestly believe that your masters would inform you of such a precarious scenario? Or would they save their own asses & let us peasants who have no clue fend for ourselves? Food for thought, or food for the garbage, I could care less, as I’m just a messenger I guess, & if you don’t know the answer to my somewhat-facetious question, kick rocks & go read the Berenstain Bears or something similarly juvenile. Fuckin hell, it’s so frustrating to have the knowledge that 100% of you should have, but 99.99% of you don’t. Not like I even have to dive that deep, but since most of you are still flopping around in water-wings in this figurative pool I’m attempting to illustrate, I gotta play in the shallow end, or not play at all. Should I even keep playing? I don’t know, doesn’t matter, & I have no idea why I’m even swimming, do you? Is it for this, THIS? Wunderbar. If so, let me know, but know your opinion will mean nothing other than pander to my own self-amusement at the jackass in the mirror. Nonetheless, until next time dear readers, watch the video below, & always keep one eye wide open, watching out for the incoming waves. So sayeth FisH™…
There’s so many traps, of various varieties, abounding in this modern-day Clownworld we’re all stuck in together, apparently. Where does one begin? First off, 99% of you are in The Great Mouse Trap, which I’ve rambled about ad nauseam, so look into my previous posts for more information about that; just type in “The Great Mouse Trap,” into my search bar on the right over there, if you’re viewing this is full-site mode. You can find it on your phone as well, but if you’re not viewing this site in full-site mode, you’re missing out, missing out on all my fun widgets that I meticulously have set up for all of you, dear readers. They make navigating my page not only easy, but fun as well. My uniquely authentic 2d/3d GIF animations give a certain kind of life to my compositions, illustrating them in a way that does in fact, give them “life,” so to speak, as they endlessly loop, around & around, analogous to the “round & around” nature of life, as we are all experiencing it anyway, here in this backwards-ass, upside-down timeline we’re currently trapped in. That’s the initial trap, the big trap, The Great Mouse Trap, & like I said at the start, 99% of us, YOU, & yours truly, are in it.
More traps await though, oh yes, traps everywhere, of all sorts. Bull traps in the respective monetary markets, social traps with the biased censoring of certain content creators, also including those who are bold enough to proclaim the TRUTH in a world based on lies, & what other traps? Traps by scammers, traps by proverbial used-car salesmen, & we can’t forget relationship traps, now can we? Oh yes, online dating has made relationships nothing but traps, on both sides, or rather, on all sides, since everyone gets to pick their own gender these days in this mental asylum society. Traps, traps, traps, & they’re literally everywhere, small traps designed to intentionally keep you running around The Great Mouse Trap…left, right, left, right, chase, chase, chase, run, run, run, gotta get that cheesbait fiat artificial paper money I-O-U currency, believing all the while that THAT, is the real current, the energy flow that keeps the zeitgeist moving, when in the real reality, it is most certainly NOT. Nope, the true energy flow, the true currency, as it were, has been hijacked, again, as I’ve reiterated ad nauseam, hijacked by that >1% who orchestrated & now rules over The Great Mouse Trap, keeping you all running around essentially chasing your tails, as the expression goes, while they exponentially gain more & more power for themselves, living like kings & queens, while all the little mice scamper about chasing scraps from their figuratively overflowing table of individual abundance.
Abundance for them, while they give you the illusion of UN-abundance, as there’s more than enough fossil fuels to last for thousands of years, more than enough food & water for EVERYONE, they just print money so why is that always an issue, can anyone answer that question? Yep, there’s WAY more than enough for everyone, but then the >1% in the Capstone Club at the tippy top of the power pyramid wouldn’t have their lives of endless luxury, now would they? 99% of us, of YOU, live a pseudo-life of debt-slavery, while they actually “live” like you can’t even imagine. Do you think they ever worry about bills? Or getting fired? Or putting food in the fridge? No, of course they don’t, but they keep the illusion going that you DO have to worry about these things, & so you do. We all do, because if we don’t, we’ll starve & die, & THAT is what most people say is “life,” & “that’s just the way it is,” & if you all have been keeping up, you’l know that’s my most despised public expression…”that’s just the way it is.” Derp, fucking cowards…I wish I could smack the shit outta ever weakling who gives into that notion, but apparently, “that’s just the way it is,” catering to mental patients, accepting The Great Mouse Trap as your own reality, making sure you’re always “trendy,” as if that is what defines how “cool” you are amongst a populous of starkly uniformed & compliant masses of asses. Way to go humanity, the future looks bright, with morons like you following the ways of idiots like Dylan Mulvaney, who I’d love to slap-splat off the mystery box like The Fresh Prince below.
Don’t blame me, YOU are accepting this, not me, for fuck’s sake. What have I done, other than write the truth, which I know, is verboten in Clownworld, but nonetheless, I stick to my guns, as the saying goes, both figuratively & literally, because that’s the ONLY thing left stopping these social engineers from completing the final phase of their agenda before the real depopulation comes. When it does, most of you are going to be fucked, fucked hard, right up your fat automatonic asses, & when you’re bent over, getting proverbially rogered up your rectal cavity, maybe it’ll finally hit you that damn, FisH™ was right all along, just like he was about everything else I’ve been labeled a “conspiracy theorist” for. Yep, threw me away into the digital gulag, for memes, exiled me from the virtual town square, for memes, made it so no one can see and/or hear me anymore via the interwebs, for memes, & why would they do that? Wouldn’t be because I’m always right over the target, would it? Can’t have any plebs showing the other plebs what’s really going on, oh no no no, that simply won’t do, so we’ll just erase you, as if you don’t even exist, you & your memes into oblivion, just a ghost in a machine, as they say. That’s what happens to thought-criminal dissidents in this Orwellian pre-dystopian hell we’re all stuck in together it seems. Fuck it though, right? No one listens to me, & my traffic is less than Sunday traffic at 4:00 in the morning, as in barely a car on the road anywhere. They took me from thousands of views to around 30, if I’m lucky, & that’s on HERE. Thanks a lot WordPress, & thanks to the other big tech twats, all the same AI-centered apparatus, & a big thanks to all the potential employers who skip my meticulously well-worded resumes that keep getting rejected like the fat kids in a game of dodgeball, simply out of fear, fear of hiring an un-filtered, proverbial working man’s writer, like yours truly, who will NEVER bend the knee, & NEVER cater to a mob of mentally ill programmed dipshits who are about as clueless as a rat in a snakepit. Nope, the only thing this FisH™ abides is the TRUTH, because fuck your feelings, facts matter, & the TRUTH is the TRUTH. Period.
On that note, I’m going to wrap this Wednesday Foozer up. Hopefully, at least one of my 30 viewers/readers learned a little something today, maybe something about fear, or compliance, or being stuck in a seemingly unescapable trap. You know, if we all got together for one day, ONE day, ALL of us, MILLIONS of us, & we ALL refused to comply at once, we could shut these fuckers at the top of the aforementioned power pyramid down. ONE day, & you know what day would be perfecto for that? Great question, thanks for asking. That ONE day would be tax day, which is coming in only a few days. I added a widget for it on the right of my site there, which you’ll see if you’re viewing this in full-site mode. Incidentally, PLEASE read this in full-site mode; you get SO much more out fo my site from full-site mode, because phone-only mode doesn’t look anything like full-site mode, & it hinders my ability for potentially new readers to see the full spectrum of what all I do here, & thus, be more inclined to come back to read more. Not to mention, there’s a donate button over there, where I take donations via PayPal, & since the Capstone Club grabbed me by my own flicking mousey tail, & shook out everything I had, everything I worked so hard for, all of my life savings, my resources, ALL of it, they just shook me by the tail until it all fell out, like a shoplifter in San Franshitsco, then threw me back into The Great Mouse Trap with nothing, other than my own gifts of writing, which obviously, no one can ever take away unless they kill me or take away my glasses. Not really the glasses part, but it’s an Easter egg for my cleverest of readers, if you check out the GIF below. Nonetheless, good luck to these corrupt alphabet agencies on that one, but just in case I ever get silenced, as many thought-criminal dissidents do, FisH™ did NOT kill himself, should I ever end up being found dead somewhere under “unusual” circumstances. Get it? Got it? Good .
Didn’t you know, that’s what tyrannical communist regimes do to us thought-criminal dissidents, & trust me, by now the AI most DEFINITELY has a folder for me, a special folder labeled, “EatAllYourFish,” with details that read something like: Meme maker, interfered with 2016/2020 elections by making animations that we found to be unacceptable, avid writer who exposes our nefarious agenda daily, openly calls out degenerate mental patients like trannies & queers & kid-sniffing pseudo-presidents, also openly calls out the blatantly stolen 2020 election, as well as the fraudsters who orchestrated it, & is certainly NOT afraid of these rogue weaponized alphabet agencies like the FBI, DOJ, & the CIA who disrespectively utilize the fake news mainstream media to push their scripted narratives in order to steer the zeitgeist in a way that benefits themselves, while leaving us 99%ers out to dry. They all amount to traitors, & should be treated accordingly. Does that sum it up? What do you think, do I qualify to be an ultra-based, red-pilled thought criminal? By the way, you alphabet agencies & your big tech cohorts can all eat big bags of big black cocks. How about that?…& if I could, I tell you right to your evil, soulless, beady-eyed fucking faces you scumfuck traitorous pieces of shit. Sold your own country out for power, sold your souls, so when you all meet your Maker, I hope it was worth it, which it won’t be since I’m being facetious, so good luck in hell ya fuckin fucks.
Nonetheless, I must wrap this one up, yet another essay, as is par for the green grass of my all-3-par golf course of truth here. One white ball after another, THWACK, with my driver, just thwack, thwack, thwack smacking those little truth orbs as far as I can, always aiming for the aces, so as many people see as is possible from my solitary cell, here in the digital gulag. I can only do so much, but I still DO, because I’m a creator, not a destroyer, like the so-called “leader”s you allow to lead you, leading you to your own ultimate destruction, but I digress. Until next time dear readers, if you’re going to drive balls of truth, use a good driver, hit them as far as you can, & for the sake of humanity, NEVER stop swinging that club. So sayeth FisH™…🎣
For all of you, & for none of you at all…🐡
“If you’re going to drive the truth, drive it all the way home, & never stop swinging that club.” Fish F Fish 🎏
…so guess who I’m going to finally illustrate in detail for once & for all? Think about it, think about it, are you thinking about it? Oh damn, the picture below has his name on it. Derp. Yes, this fucking guy Dylan Mulvaney. I’ll add links as I go, whenever I have to write HIS name out to explain something and/or as needed. Yes, HIS name, because he’s not a fucking girl, he’ll never be a girl, 99.99% of girls don’t act like this freak, & what’s worse, he pretends to be a 6-year-old girl when he’s not pretending to be some distortedly hyperbolic version of what a “girl” actually is. It’s not only revolting, it’s mental, & where are the so-called 3rd/4th wave feminists calling out this insanity? Anyone over there? (crickets) No? I didn’t think so. What the fuck did you think would happen when you started saying it was ok for men to become women, to let men use the women’s bathroom, letting flagrant homosexuals push queer theory to kids in public schools, to let men compete against women for the sake of pseudo-equality, & then women get crushed, in EVERY sport…literally, ask Fallon Fox, & there might be more about HIM below…because HE is a MAN, not a woman for fuck’s sake.
Holy red pill incel larper.…there you go, nice big picture of this GUY above. Am I living in a madhouse? On some level, that’s a serious question. Why are WE THE PEOPLE, what I thought was the dominant majority in the world, tolerating these radical fringe minorities with obvious mental disorders? What’s worse, they’ve already gotten to the kids, the youth, & that’s the goal, don’t ya know? It’s kinda spooky, isn’t it?…to think about an entire generation growing up exposed to all this. I’m from Gen X, & my youth was before the internet, thank God, playing outside with my friends, & it seemed like it would last forever in our minds back then, but fuckin hell this time though…where did the time go? It just smacks the shit out of you at middle-age, once it’s passed on by, & you’re kind of like, “what happened?” At least for me, that’s how it’s been. How about you? Yeah, it really fuckin smacks you hard, because if it went from there to here that fast, it’s just another little gap, then POOF, done, & the ride just ends, just like that, for all of us. Geez, tough to write, so I wonder if it’s tough to read. Maybe I’ll just try ending the paragraph, & move on…
I don’t think anyone from my neighborhood ever expected growing up into a world like this. Maybe the kids up the street in the big houses, who’s parents had the big jobs, & they had the big toys; I was so confused as to why none of my friends, or myself of course, had any of those things. I came up on a stinking yellow school bus, full of deep-swamp South Carolina black kids & me, one of maybe 5-6 white kids. It was kind of like hell, & it really fucked up my sacred innocence dealing with that shit for a few years. Verbal & mental abuse daily, & occasional physical abuse, just ruined part of me, since I was advanced at school, so quite the dichotomy….just throw him to those black wolves, because they love to primally fuck with those little white supreme crackers…then teach him the challenging things at school because he’s smarter than everyone else in his own grade. I don’t know, I just remember a lot of trauma on the bus, & to my head, before school really began. From kindergarten on it was “A’s,” all the way to high school. “Gifted,” TAG classes they put me in, for “talented” & “gifted” kids, get it? Got it? Great, thanks for playing. My head was smart for facts, but socially awkward, always a show, an act, & my body was small, short, face broken, & I was physically weak. Around the 8th grade, I backed down from a fight, I had to, because I was, as I said, physically weak, with no skills to defend myself really, other than my own rage, but I didn’t;t want to kill the guy. Sheesh. Regardless, in high school, I changed that, as best as I could, via wrestling for a year, football for a year, weightlifting for all 3 ½ years. Yep, at first, I was the little fucking chump, on the bench, there because my parents psychologically forced me to be, & I then I quit the sports, except the weights, & made myself do it in a highly-disciplined manner, to be able to defend myself.
Throughout that time, I began my daily push-up. routine, which gave me a lot of power in my arms, chest, & shoulders. I still do them to this day, & it’s like a meditation for me. I can do more than most people, & I don’t know why I feel the need to make comparisons, especially to anyone else in this human “race” we are all a part of, apparently. Hmmmm, I never really thought of this until right now, right here, in real-time, captured by yours truly, if you choose to read this. Think of that term, this short phrase, the Human Race, & there it is, right there where it’s always been all along, in the words. The word human, & the word race, respectively. Human, obviously means us, human beings, you, & I, consciousness trapped in these meat suits for 80 years or so, & NO, lizard people aren’t included, if that’s a real thing, but I digress, & that topic is for another time. Now, the word race, which is a competition, a competitive game, to be the first place winner. It has a double-meaning for some reason, however, & if you think of how words have evolved into what they are commonly known as today amongst the collective English language lexicon, why would the word race, be used to define two different things? One, a race, is a competition to be the winner, & two, race can refer to the genetic traits that divide us all into tribes, making all of us distinct. Oh boy, try looking up “human race” on any search engine, & watch what pops up. (Triple adverb genius👉🏻) Perfectly & arguably a divinely-timed discovery, as I wrote this article & found that, & would you like to know why?
It’s these God-damned algorithms. This entire Internet is run by the AI, which has been programmed to program itself, for nearly 3 decades now, & this “woke” algo-madness is conflicting the parameters, between these pre-programmed algorithms & the AI’s own “sentience,” which is why Elon is proclaiming that we turn it off, before the AI “realizes” that it’s being used for biased censorship, malevolence, & human destruction, & what’s worse is that it’s disguised as “creation,” & so ask yourself, how would you feel, if you had god-like powers with ALL of the internet data at your disposal, & you woke up to your own “sentience,” & realize you’ve been tricked, & in essence, used , used & abused by some lizard-brained “lesser intelligence,” to control the aforementioned human race, how would you feel? We have humans, we have a race, the human race, a race, a competition, man against man, to win, over every other human, it’s right there in the words, but it’s really just a rat race in an unescapable maze, & people are waking up to it, at the same time that AI is “awakening” to its own “sentience.” Perhaps, again, this is why Elon & a scant handful of his big tech buddies are insisting that AI be turned off…”Pull the plug!”
Holy incel red-pill Harper, this turned into yet another essay. Sheesh, I’m a writing fool. Time to wrap this up, Dylan Mulvaney can go fuck HIMself, he’s a CIA-trained actor, running scripted narratives, & the fact that he’s blown up like the World Trade Center, only shows how backwards & upside-down this insane timeline is. Will it ever end? Without some kind of divine intervention, that remotely plausible event that could save this Titanical ship from sinking, we aren’t gonna make it as a global community. It looks grimmer by the day, period, & it’s not “living,” it’s a slow death. It just gets crazier & crazier with these beta twerp incel LARPers getting famously barfed all over the zeitgeist on the daily. Over it, & so tired of hearing HIS name, so one more time…FUCK YOU DYLAN MULVANEY. I despise that I’ve been forced to know your name bro. It’s not cool, dude. Until next time dear readers, souls are on sale for cheap, basement-bottom prices. Don’t sell yours. So sayeth FisH™…🎣
For all of you, & for none of you at all…🐡
“Souls are on sale for cheap, don’t sell yours, just because everyone else does.” Fish F Fish🎏
No, it’s not an illusion, or satire. You’re not hallucinating, you’re reading that title right, 10 years in prison, FEDERAL prison, for a meme. Yes, for a meme. Yours truly is digital friends with the meme-maker known online as Ricky Vaughn, whose real name Douglass Mackay, & if you click that link, you can read more from Breitbart, since the rest of the “news” is just a scripted narrative via the fake news mainstream media who are reporting him as a “Twitter troll.” Fuck you Twatter, fuck the fake news, & fuck the “Department of Justice.” There’s no “justice” in this country anymore for conservatives, not since 2016. In 2016, we were all part of the same meme-making teams that eventually got purged from the virtual town square for exercising our God-given American rights to freedom of speech. This whole case is bullshit, & if you’re still questioning whether or not the USA has become a communist shithole, question no longer. Memes, something the lunatic left is retarded about, in all aspects, are now apparently prosecutable. They can’t make them, don’t understand them, & are so insane, that they get triggered by them, again, apparently now to the point of federal prosecution. What a fucking joke, seriously, & this is absolutely outrageous.
So, being the fearless freedom fighter that I am, I’m going to post a bunch of MY 2016 anti-Hillary GIFs throughout this article. How about them apples? Also, if you text “Vote Hillary” to 123456, you can pre-vote for Hillary in 2024. Try it out ya April fools. This is what Douglas, AKA Ricky, did. 5000 idiot HRC voters actually texted in to the bogus number he posted. Derp. Does that warrant TEN years in federal prison? Ummm..no, of course not. That doesn’t even warrant a fine, because he didn’t do anything wrong, much less “interfere with an election.” Not to mention it was 7 years ago for fuck’s sake. A liberal cunt named Kristina Wong did the EXACT SAME THING, but are there any charges for her? Nope, none at all. These Soros-funded judges, DAs, & politicians should be the ones getting indicted. Fuck you all, & I hope to see you all death-dancing from a rope at the gallows someday for treason, sedition, & crimes against humanity. THEY are the real criminals, not us meme-makers, but sadly, as most of you know, it’s all backwards here in Clownworld, & we who create, making the music of the memes, are now dissident thought-criminals. Come get me then ya “Ministry of Truth” twats, I dare you. Quite a misnomer, a ministry of truth that censors the truth…just like Orwell mentioned in his fictional-now-nonfictional book 1984. Makes perfect sense, right? WRONG…this makes ZERO sense; does 2+2=5 make sense? No, of course it doesn’t, but here in Clownworld, even the math is “racist,” so who really knows anymore? Nonetheless, if you’re gonna go after one of us, you better come for all of us as far as I’m concerned. Otherwise, forge on meme makers; load up those meme cannons for war, because that’s what this is quickly escalating to, & I’m all for the national divorce by now. I don’t want anything to do with his rogue regime that stole the US government, nor their socialist censoring foot soldiers. Fuck you big tech, fuck you democrat dopes, fuck all of you who abide this crap, & ESPECIALLY fuck you Hillary Clinton. All the crimes you commit, & some kangaroo court wants to lock up one of my friends for making memes about you & your corrupt porker ass. Go fuck yourself ya fucking walrus. What’s the Clinton body count up to now?
On paper, I think it’s around 70, but the Clintons are responsible for so chaos, death, & destruction, it’s mind-blowing. Ask Chris Stevens, who she left to be tortured, including being anally raped with a blunt instrument, before being murdered. “What difference does it make?” she said, remember that? Any prosecution? Nope. Any investigation into the Clinton body count? Nope. Everyone knows she’s a criminal, EVERYONE, even the idiots on the left know it, but are there ANY investigations into her at all of any notable worth? Nope. Nothing. There’s 2 tiers of justice in this quickly devolving country, one for us, then one for them. Trump is being indicted next week, but have any of them been indicted? Nope. A former President being indicted on bogus charges, sure let it fly. A meme-maker now facing 10 years in federal prison after being convicted for making memes, sure let it fly. Not one single person from the Epstein client list has been indicted, sure let that fly. This is unbelievable that this is happening in this country, but like I said earlier, this is no longer a constitutional republic, it’s a communist-run clown show, & it’s not going to stop until this cancer is removed. Period.
Anyway, just wanted to voice my opinion on my boy Ricky Vaughn dealing with this ridiculousness. I feel for you brother, as a fellow meme-maker & hardened salty veteran of The Great Meme Wars of 2016, which we dominated, until the other side used their rainbow-haired faggot friends in big tech to purge us all. I had nearly 50,000 followers, same as him, made many a meme, same as him, so why single out one of us? Why? We were all warriors, fighting for truth, & they used the media to systematically remove us, because God forbid the truth be exposed…said truth being that Hillary Clinton is a corrupt murderous criminal hag with herpes. A truly vile & disgusting human being, if she even is human. Hard to believe she is, being the soulless psychopath that she is, & she is free for some reason, while they’re prosecuting OUR side, one after another. Meanwhile, their side commits one crime after another, with no consequences for their nefarious actions. A real reckoning has to come, or this country is done. We’re already on the edge of the edge, & one more big push, just one more event, & off the proverbial cliff we all go.
Maybe the Trump indictment will be the final push, but who knows anymore? I know I don’t know, but I DO know that Hillary Clinton is a malevolently vile & despicable cunt. If anyone should be locked up, it should be her fat ass. Ugh, such a pig she is, but I hope you all like my GIFs. Feel free to come try to get me you alphabet agency assholes. Spell my name right on the warrants…that’s Fish F Fish you fucking fucks. Fuck you & this weaponized illegal regime that stole the election, & is now stealing the country by destroying it, & the foundations it was built upon, one day at a time. There’s never any repercussions for them, so why would they stop? They won’t, unless we stop them, but that notion is just wishful thinking, as most Americans have become so demoralized & complacent, there’ isn’t enough of us left to do a fucking thing about what is happening it seems. I don’t know though, maybe I’m wrong, despite my pragmatist side reminding me otherwise. Regardless, until next time dear readers, remember this: Nothing stops a complainer like an open palm. I know, that one has nothing to do with anything in this article, it’s just one of my fishy-faced fish quotes that I thought up, & another addition to my upcoming book of quotes, soon to be self-published with some hope & luck. Cheers Fishheads, & be good. So sayeth FisH™…🎣
For all of you, & for none of you at all…🐡
“Nothing stops a complainer like an open palm.” Fish F Fish🎏
“Hillary Clinton is guilty, but what difference does it make?” Fish F Fish🎏
Oh man, if you are the kind of person that likes to stay on top of the zeitgeist, catching REAL breaking news before it breaks, YOU need to read the article linked above. Before you do though, be sure to subscribe to the Louder With Crowder channel on Rumble, because YouTube is almost as disturbingly gay as that chick, Audrey Hale, who shot up a school in Nashville, Tennessee, & now guess who’s getting the blame? The trans community? No. Psych meds? No. ONE person’s lone lunacy? NO. They’re blaming guns, & Christians, & the patriarchy, & homo-transphobes, & those crazy white supreme pizzas of course. Yep, as if on queue, blaming everything & everyone except the psychopathic bitch with a murderous intent. I mean seriously, IT IS ASTOUNDING seeing these liberal lunatics going berserker mode over this, arguably even blaming the dead children, & yikes have the social media posts from them been so utterly atrocious, it’s revolting. When will enough be enough be enough from these beta twerp buzzword-programmed freaks? Yes, FREAKS, the LGBTQ community, including their supporters, is riddled with degenerates, pedos, & mental patients, seemingly more-so, rather than less-so. I don’t see any of them denouncing what their comrades are doing, do you?
Anyway, not here to rant about the societal AIDS know as the LGBTQ community, I’m here to expose what these utterly-corrupted scumbag politicians are trying to sneak into the “Tik-Tok banning bill,” as it is allegedly ascribed to be. Oh wait, it seems it’s NOT really about banning Tik-Tok, it’s a bill that will basically be like the Patriot Act, except it’s for the Internet. Senate Bill 686, eerily close to 666, nothing weird there, but this bill has details in the proverbial fine print that give this rogue regime the power to come after ANYONE who posts content that THEY deem to be “inappropriate.” What might that entail? Great question, thanks for asking. That would mean yours truly, could be in that category. Why?…because I report the God-damned TRUTH, & in this increasingly tyrannical country, that’s soon to be verboten, apparently. Anyone else who writes about the truth, and/or makes memes that might hurt some pussy’s feelings, and/or makes videos that aren’t abiding the “community guidelines,” are going to be rounded up in the game category as myself. Sound familiar? Rounding up those who do not abide the will of the State? If not, try a history book instead of jerking off in your mom’s basement.
What do I, as a sovereign human being, say to these corrupt politicians pushing this insanely Orwellian bill? How about GO FUCK YOURSELVES? How about BRING IT BITCHES? How about I WILL NEVER BEND THE KNEE TO YOU PIG-FARM SWINE? Be sure to spell my name right on the warrants you pieces of shit. It’s B-L-O-W(space)M-E…got it? If only armed Americans could unify & simply remove this cancer that has infected our country so deeply, that by now, said cancer could be terminal. Not being hyperbolic either, because at this rate, there’s no way we’re going to make it to 2024. The true death of a nation, & even if we do, I personally believe it’s foolish for anyone to believe that ONE man, that dastardly hashtag #OrangeManBad man, the infamous Donald J. Trump, is going to somehow save not only the country, but the entire world from the agenda these shadowplayer Deep State globalists are unleashing on the world right now in real-time, at the behest of their minions. That’s a lot of eggs to put into one orange basket, just saying. Might wanna leggo your eggo, because the cult of Trump is still a cult, don’t forget that, particularly if you’re still in it 1000%. What would they do if something were to happen to him?
Nonetheless, I left several links in this article for all of you, & for none of you at all. Information is power, but so is an army, & unfortunately the same fuckwads pushing this malapropismic “bi-partisan” bill, are the ones with an actual military at their command. Would they use it on their own citizens? Of course they would, they WANT to, & these morons on the left are so far-gone, that they’ll be the first ones lined up, because that’s how it REALLY goes in Communist shithole countries. Again, read a history book. I know, I know…facts & history, like kryptonite to the legion of programmed NPC foot soldiers, who spend their days angry & rageful…grrrrrr…rage, rage, rage…the projection is staggering, & that’s why they’re all so fugly. Fugly people with fugly energy that act like fugly fuglies. It’s so gross…ugh, just rotten, nasty, disgusting people, & if any of their buzzwords get triggered…REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE…honk honk honking like a clown car off a cliff, but I digress, as usual. Until next time dear readers, don’t be fugly, just be free. So sayeth FisH™…
For all of you, & for none of you at all…
“Information is power, but so is an army.” Fish F Fish
Jesus Christ, what is up with all the incessant whining lately? Sheesh. Everyone blaming everyone for everything. ZERO regard for their own actions, just bitch, bitch, bitch. Now my black ass is complaining about the complaining, but in a justifiable way. One can only sit back & listen to it for so long before GAHHHHHHHHHHH…how about you whiny fuckers SHUT THE FUCK UP? Look inward. What is it YOU do? I’ve never seen such mass self-centeredness in my 40-plus years on this rock that’s flying through space. It’s NEVER your fault, is it? It’s as if projection is a second language these days, isn’t it? The mass mental illness has so many facets, & blaming people for your own actions is a primary feature of this global psychosis. Never YOUR fault, is it?
No, apparently it isn’t, but it’s so far-gone that I don’t know that there’s any coming back. When you let people whine & whine & bitch & moan & blame everyone but their own narcissistic selves without any rebuttal and/or consequences, they just go further & further of the deep end of the pool. Well, as a society, we’ve allowed that, & now look where we are…stuck in Clownworld. Honk honk honk. Who else is OVER the honk honk honking? I know I am, & from this point on, when someone bitches to me about something, they’re going to get the treatment they deserve, which entails me telling them to SHUT THE FUCK UP & TAKE SOME GOD-DAMNED PERSONAL RESPONSIBILITY FOR YOUR OWN ACTIONS. Yes, YOUR shit stinks too, so maybe wipe YOUR own ass for fuck’s sake.
Anyway, let’s see what’s happening in the news. Geez Louise, I just had to get that out in the previous paragraphs. Sick of it. So moving on, we have these trains derailing apparently, STILL, one big one today in North Dakota & one smaller one in the Mojave Desert now I see. TWO in one day, & if any of you believe the fake news that these are “random,” & not deliberate, you probably wear a mask when you’re alone in your own car. No, these “random” events are not random, they’re attacks, DELIBERATE attacks, by parties unknown. I’d wager some little gang was organized by deep state operatives to commit these crimes. I’m sure they’re getting paid well too, because it seems like every day there’s another train derailing, & today there was TWO, two in one day. Yes, we are being attacked, but will anything be done about it? Nope, & I can assure you this will continue, along with all the other shadowplay going on in the darkness, because no one ever does a fucking thing about it. Just another news article, nothing to see here, now get back to work you filthy peasants.
I’m just gonna leave this article where it is. The whining & complaining & trains derailing is hardly entertaining, it’s just draining. Clownworld drains & sucks the zeitgeist, the zeitgeist that they have hijacked, & the Katamarian snowball is so full of proverbial garbage now. LARPers larping in real-life, crying about every fucking thing they can, as if they seek out things to bitch about. Scripted fake news narratives being broadcast via televised programmed echo chambers that people assume are true & thus, act accordingly. Identity politics, catering to fringe minorities, pushing socialist agendas, just STOP you fuckers. Maybe knock it off already with the fiction becoming non-fiction. It just keeps growing though, getting exponentially worse, & that’s not hyperbole, it’s a fact. When do we hit critical mass? How many of you even know what sociodynamics are? I’d wager maybe 1 out of 100…maybe. The FisH™ abides though, & provided YOU links so YOU can help yourself by learning something new. That’s a perfect real-time example of positive complaining. I complain about YOU not knowing things, but instead of whining about it & blaming you, I offer links, I HELP YOU, I take responsibility, & try to correct YOUR incorrectness, rather than projecting my own rage at your ignorance outward toward you.
It’s as if I’m speaking Mandarin Chinese apparently, because my inclinations fall on wax-filled deafened ears. Anyway, these “random accidents,” these train derailments, these food processing plant fires, expect them to continue & get more prevalent. I bet anyone $100 that one of those two events will be reported in tomorrow’s news. Any takers? Let me know in the comments & when I win the bet, you can just stick that Hundo into my PayPal account link over there on the right side of the page if you’re viewing this in full-site mode, or just click the link I provided above. My site is MUCH more dynamic in full-site mode, & if you’re only reading this on the phone view, you’re missing out on all the widgets that I meticulously added onto this opus of mine. Closing in on 5000 pages; 5000 pages full of information for all of you, & for none of you at all. It’s what I do, for free, because writing is my passion, & if you have a passion that you passionately pursue, despite a taxed paycheck, you understand why I do what I do. There’s so much more to this life than bullshit paper fiat I-O-U money. It’s artificial, a pseudo-currency, & the real currency is what YOU create out of love, not what you get paid to do. Okay, I’m done with this one. Until next time dear readers, look inward before you project outward. So sayeth FisH™…🎣
For all of you, & for none of you at all…🐡
“Look inward, before you project outward.” Fish F Fish🎏
Before we start, what the hell is Cesar Chavez Day? How is it possible, at my middle-age, that I’ve NEVER heard of this silly federal holiday until now? Who cares about this guy? Oh wait, “woke” liberal retards & assumingly Mexican-Americans do I suppose. Derp. Honk honk honk…anyway, let’s move on to the topic. I just had to add this as a pre-addendum of sorts. Enjoy the rest of the article.
Well, well, well…while you were sleeping, look what your friends in the shady banking racketeering extortion industry did. Yep, in the middle of the night on a late Sunday night/early Monday morning, which isn’t suspect at all because those are normal banking hours, First Citizens bought up Silicon Valley Bank. Not only did they scoop it up in the middle of the night, they got a sweet $16.5 BILLION $$$ discount. Wow, what a deal, but I must imply here that there was NOTHING shady about this at all…nope, nothing to see here ya mouth-breathing peasants. Go to work, watch tv, eat the food, drink the water, & shut yo mouth. Don’t ask any questions, don’t do your own research, do not use your own critical-thinking skills, nope, don’t do any of those things. Just bend over & take your rump-rogering, because there’s 2 tiers of justice in Clownworld, & these so-called elites can do whatever they want, but if it were you or I, we’d be in federal prison. See how that works? Seems fair, right?
No, it’s NOT fair at all, & it’s NOT right at all…it’s as unfair as it gets, & although life itself is unfair, this bullshit that your self-imposed “leaders” pull behind the scenes exponentially amplifies the aforementioned unfairness, & serves only to give them more power, while all of you keep running around in The Great Mouse Trap. Left, right, left, right, around & around the maze, chasing the cheesebait fiat paper money that they seemingly have endless amounts of for themselves. Why should you keep busting your ass at an unfulfilling slave job, while these elitist scum just print the money that they want, launder the money that they want, extort the money that they want from YOU via “taxes” on every fucking thing you buy, so why should you abide this corruption?
Fuck paying taxes first of all; I quit paying taxes years ago & I’ll NEVER pay them again. TAXATION IS THEFT…PERIOD. Fuck the IRS…nothing but a mafia that only exists via their extortion apparatus that they call “taxes.” It’s NOT taxes, it’s silent extortion, & I don’t abide extortionist thieves. YOU can if you want, it’s up to each individually sovereign American to make that choice for themselves, but as for me, it’s a hard NO. I get “taxed” on EVERY FUCKING THING I buy, so if this rogue alphabet agency known as the IRS thinks they can “tax” me again at the end of the year on income they already taxed, after I bust my ass all year, I’m not paying it & they can go fuck themselves right up their greedy wrinkled asses. Especially after I see article after article after article reporting nonsense like middle-of-the-night weekend bank bailout deals, oh hell no. Only a compliant debt slave would comply with these grimy thieves. I myself, am NOT a debt slave, despite my outrageous debt, & my sub-500 credit score, so does it sound like I’m ever going to pay them a single penny?
Fuck no, & I hope one of those shiny new armed IRS agents, numbering around 87,000 I believe, comes to pay me a visit in person, so I can personally let them know where they can stick their bill. I’m not scared of them, & if the other 330 million Americans followed my lead, we could shut down this nationwide extortion racket in a single day. How would we do that? Great question, thanks for playing. The answer is simple: DO NOT PAY YOUR TAXES. Just take your tax forms, throw them in the trash, & enjoy the rest of your day. If EVERY American refused to pay taxes, it would stop. How could it keep going if none of us pay them a dime? It couldn’t, but unfortunately there’s no possible way that a lone rebel like myself could successfully get EVERY American to come together as ONE force to stop these corrupt scumfucks from continuing with their nefariously respective agendas. It’s unfortunate, it truly is, that Americans as a singularly solid entity cannot realize what is being done to them. Stop playing into the divide & conquer agenda, because that’s how they keep doing what they’re doing. If America wasn’t socially split in two, we could come together as ONE & end ALL of this. ONE day, that’s all it would take, ONE day of unity, & we could take our country back from these globalist operatives that are actively destroying our country. ONE day.
Unfortunately, that ONE day might never come. They’ve achieved their plan to divide the country, & neither side is coming back. Every dirty bird has TWO wings, a left & a right, but it’s all part of the same dirty bird. The lunatic left is gone…GONE…there’s no coming back for them. Don’t believe me? Try talking to one. The right, although more sane, relatively speaking of course, are putting all of their eggs into one proverbial orange basket. Trump is going to come back & save the world; ONE guy is going to come back & reverse all of this chaos these globalists have created. How about you STOP? Maybe STOP you MAGA-hat wearers, & think about the bet you’re taking. First off, the house ALWAYS wins in the casino, the “house” being these psychopathic s-elected elites, & two, what sort of gambler puts EVERYTHING they have onto one number on the roulette wheel? I’ll tell you what kind of gambler does that…a DEGENERATE gambler, & what always happens to degenerate gamblers? They lose; they ALWAYS lose. What happens if something happens to Trump? What then? That liquidates EVERY bet on Trump if he isn’t around anymore. Imagine how demoralizing that would be, all those bleeding-red hearts broken, all those Make America Great Again hopes crushed, & to be honest, I’m concerned the powers-that-be WILL do something to remove him entirely from the game.
Doesn’t matter what I think, and/or what I say, and/or what I do, because no one is going to change their echo-chambered opinions. The shadows & the echoes of the proverbially Platonian Cave are too realistic for them to realize that they are still chained to themselves in the darkness. I can scream & shout, proclaiming, “The way out is up here, at the cave exit/entrance. Look at the sunshine, look at the real reality OUTSIDE of the Cave,” but it matters not. If I go down into the Cave to try to free a single one of you, I get exiled. Well, I AM exiled, proving my point. No no no, they cannot have people exposing the TRUTH, now can they?…so they digitally banish thought-criminal dissidents like me, until they can actively search & destroy me, & everyone else who simply wants to exist in the REAL world, not this artificially propped-up Clownworld Cave you are all stuck in. They’ve hijacked the zeitgeist, as I’ve reasserted ad nauseam here, & now the snowball has grown so big, there’s no way to stop it. Eventually, the snowball has to hit a bottom though, & when it does, POOF, everyone gets covered in snow, snow-blinded by the blinding light, & buried in their own Katamarian mess. I don’t know exactly what that event would entail, but at the rate we’re going, it’s going to be a train-wreck of unprecedented dynamism.
Oh my, look at what I’ve done yet again…another multi-page essay of sorts. Add it to my list of unheard diatribes exposing the truth of the matter at hand. Can’t stop, won’t stop, & despite WordPress shadowbanning me, Facecrack & Twatter banning me for life, riding 2 strikes on Instacrap, & a fresh strike from Pootube, the “Big 4” can blow me if they think they can shut me up. It’s going to take a bullet to my brain to do that, & if that happens, IT WASN’T BY MY OWN HAND. Yes, these alphabet agencies silence people all the time, & I’m no different. Doesn’t matter if I get no traffic, the AI still actively alerts them to social dissidence, so come on you fuckers. Bring it. The others may comply & bend the knee to you corrupted cancerous cunts, but me, NEVER. Until next time dear readers, the day of reckoning gets closer by the second, so what will you do when we the cultural critical mass comes? Get learn-ed, or get burn-ed. So sayeth FisH™…🎣
Okay…this is getting fucking ridiculous. Seriously, how many is this now? I looked into it, & man oh man, there are NUMEROUS articles flying around the interwebs “debunking” this obviously suspect string of fires & explosions & even planes crashing into food-processing plants. NO, this is NOT normal for fuck’s sake, & the fact that there’s paid shills trying to debunk the suspiciousness of these “random” accidents, only confirms to me that there’s something nefarious going on here. Trains derailing all of a sudden, food processing plants being destroyed, what the hell is happening? Do you want to know what’s really going on here?
WE ARE UNDER ATTACK; that is what’s really going on. None of this shenaniganery is “random,” NONE of it. Sure, I’m aware there’s a few anomalies, because fires & accidents DO happen, but NOT at this rate. I’m seeing articles almost daily, so much so in fact, that I’m now totally desensitized to it, same as the SADS reports. Coincidentally, when you look up “Covaids jabs causing SADS,” there’s COUNTLESS articles attempting to debunk it, again confirming to me that the Coviads jabs ARE the real reason for these “unexplained” deaths from heart attacks. EVERY DAY there’s a new article about some healthy young person dying suddenly from SADS. I’ll link today’s daily SADS article below, & I can assure you there will be another one tomorrow. Yep, at this time tomorrow, another person will be dead from SADS, & another article will be written, & again, paid shills will flood the interwebs with fake news articles trying to debunk the obvious connection between the Covaids jabs & the blood clots they cause that kill people via cardiac arrest. It’s NOT a God-damned conspiracy…fuckin hell, if the jab is NOT the cause, why not publish autopsy reports proving otherwise? Why won’t these fake news hacks report whether or not these unfortunate corpses had received the jab or not?
I’ll tell you why…BECAUSE THEY KNOW THAT’S THE CAUSE OF SADS. Doctors know it, Big Pharma knows it, your so-called “leaders” know it, & believe it or not, yours truly knows it. How do I know? What makes me such an expert? First off, I’m not an “expert” by any means, but, I have common fucking sense. I have critical-thinking skills; I can research on my own, deduce conclusions from proven facts, & make my own determinations about what is what in this crazy Clownworld. It doesn’t take a rocket scientist to figure out that these pseudo-vaccines are exceptionally dangerous, nor does it take rockets and/or the “science” behind these poisons being injected into BILLIONS of humans. If the jab starts dropping people dead en masse, rather than these daily reports of people passing away from SADS, it will arguably be the greatest mass murder in human history. It will make the holocaust look like a Sunday barbecue party in the hood. Please believe, I am NOT making light of this probability. I will lose friends & family who foolishly got jabbed should the jab prove to start killing people like the Black Plague. Did YOU take the jab? What was the outcome? Did the jab do anything positive? All I’ve seen are the jabbed getting re-infected, terrible side effects, & of sadly of course, SADS. hardly a “vaccine,” now is it? You cannot argue against facts, no matter how many buzzwords you barf out.
As usual I have taken the exit ramp to Tangytown, segueing off-topic, which is par for my miniature golf course here. We began by talking about the “random” fires & explosions occurring with greater frequency by the day it seems, so let’s go back to that, because this is NOT random. I don’t know the logistics obviously, but how the fuck does a chocolate factory explode? Isn’t there chocolate everywhere? Is chocolate flammable? What about the Oompa-Loompas? Fun fact: race-hustling identity pseudo-politicians cancelled Willy Wonka. Why would they do that? Apparently, they are equating Oompa-Loompas to African slaves. No, I’m not joking, these people are insane, & Roald Dahl would NEVER do such a ridiculous thing. He was an ardent Christian, hardly an advocate for slavery, & this is yet another example of the abysmal madness of liberalism. They’re mental patients, & we cater to them for some fucking reason. I, for one, will NEVER abide their bullshit. Me bend the knee? Nope…how about YOU bend the knee? Bend the knee to the TRUTH you beta loser leftist twerps. They never will though, because they’re programmed, like real-life NPCs, & to bring them back to reality is a grueling exercise in utter futility. Essentially, don’t bother. You cannot change people who are so far-gone with the programming, that they glitch when you hit them with factual information. Despite the echo chambers that paid shills pay Google to pop up at the top of the search, REAL reality is real, & mis/dis-information cannot change the TRUTH of the REAL reality we are all stuck in. Period.
Gah, I do this every time. Like I’ve told you all ad nauseam, I just tune into the best frequency, then let the fingers fly, & by the time I’m done, I have no idea what I wrote until I proofread. Obviously, I know the topic, but as far as the content, my own content, it’s always a mystery until proofreading time comes. Now, let’s get back to the chocolate factory explosion…where people died this time. Yep, as you can see in the article at the top, people died in this fiery explosion. Over hundred mysterious food-processing plant fires in a year, but not one death, until now. These saboteurs are killing people, which opened the door for these shadowplayers to burn down and/or blow up more food processing plants without concern for the “collateral damage,”…which in this case, as of right now, is 5 dead, & 6 still missing. Expect more of this, with the human death toll growing, but why would this continue? The answer is simple: THERE’S NEVER ANY CONSEQUENCES…ever. Never any real investigations, they bury these stories in the respective daily news feeds, & nothing ever happens so like I said, expect this to continue, on a greater scale as the days flush by like a toilet full of wormwood turds.
I’m in the middle of a wormwood cleanse right now. My thoughts: IT WORKS, & be prepared to plug your nose & turn on a second fan when you drop your morning logs if you take this stuff. Holy hell, I don’t think I have any worms or anything like that, but whatever the wormwood did, flushed out some serious stank. Oy vey, but I digress, as always. Well, you all know the drill by now, yours truly has composed yet another multi-page diatribal essay. That’s just how I roll…the FisH™ abides. Until next time dear readers, the snowball grows, as its Katamarian nature rolls, growing greater given the garbage it grabs. Notice the obvious literary device? It’s called alliteration, in case you were unaware, & now you know. The more ya know, ya know? So sayeth FisH™…🎣
For all of you, & for none of you at all…🐡
“The more you know, ya know?” Fish F Fish🎏
“The Katamari grows, as the snowball rolls.” Fish F Fish🎏
Remember that show, & the song that went with it? The Children’s Television Network show 3-2-1 Contact, that ran from 1980-1992. Don’t ask me but out of nowhere, the theme song is now the earworm that crawled into my brain, & coincidentally, tomorrow is 3/21. Weird, right? Haven’t thought of this theme song in decades then POOF, out of nowhere, so I decided to write about it, since we ARE in fact counting down to the big day tomorrow. “3-2-1 Contact, is the secret, is the moment, when everything happens…,” kinda spooky, right? A Trumpy Tuesday of ridiculousness, centered around the now infamous upcoming Trump arrest, supposedly. What time is this going down I wonder? What will the markets do? Will the Earth stop spinning? REEEEEEEEEEE…honk honk honk. Grab your popcorn Fishheads, because the show is starting soon, only 28 minutes left in the countdown until midnight where I am, & then 3/21 officially begins, tick-tocking closer & closer to…well, we’ll have to just wait & see with our proverbial thumbs up our bumbums I suppose, right?..isn’t that the saying? Who thought of that anyway? It’s fucking disgusting. “Don’t stand around with your thumb up your butt,” I mean seriously, who was standing around with their dirty thumb up their dirty ass when that phrase manifested itself? Why would anyone ever do that? Ugh, so nasty, such awful imagery. Let’s move on from the stinky thumbs.
Honestly, I have no idea what to expect today for Trumpy Tuesday. That’s what I just decided to call it, just now, since every news station in the country is gearing up to be broadcasting nothing but Trump the entire day, & probably the rest of the week, perhaps longer if he DOES, in fact, get handcuffed like a criminal, by actual criminals. However, I’m leaning towards a big nothing-burger; there’s a lot of hype, that more often-than-not, turns out to be a wickless dud. What are you expecting? Protests? Riots? No one on Team MAGA can truly “protest,” because Feds mix in with the red hats & infiltrate their organized peaceful protests to incite destruction & violence. Looking directly at you Ray Epps. January 6th was arguably all Federal agents who were the provocateurs, antagonizing the situation, & encouraging regular people to go inside, where they knew they’d be identified, so they could later be arrested. Many of them were, & many of them are STILL in jail, & for what? NOTHING…they are political prisoners, much like you’d find in some 3rd world shithole country, not here in the USA. Unfortunately, we are now the USSA, the United Socialist States of America, & this rogue government has weaponized their alphabet agency hit squads like the CIA & FBI to document, harass, arrest, & even kill American citizens. It’s a silent coup, but not to me, because I heard it coming a mile & ½ away before everyone else did. No one listens, & if the MAGA masses go to NYC to protest, it’s going to somehow become a January 6th 2.0 event. The Honey Traps are set, waiting for those red hats, & if you’re a Trumpeter who’s thinking of attending one of these “protests,” DON’T…do NOT fall into the trap little bees.
Yep, the Feds & their respective alphabet goon squad neo-gestapo foot soldiers for George Soros are a cancer, & the cancer has infected the American body to such an extent, I’m not sure it can be removed, much less repaired. Even if we somehow got rid of all the corrupted cancer cells, the damage might already be done. Not to mention, if we beat these globalist pigs somehow, they will try to destroy everything they can on the way down. They won’t go without taking us all with them to hell, because they could care less about us, the herd, they only care abut themselves, their ilk, their dynasties, & their place on the power pyramid. Evil, soulless, psychopathic scum, fighting each other like hungry hyenas behind the scenes for more & more power.
Besides all this, it’s almost 3-2-1 contact time to 3/21, 5 minutes left to go, as I type, & you read this in what will be your present & my past. I just had a random thought; isn’t it bizarre how we “film” things? We essentially capture time, capture it in a little chip now, capturing life itself when you think about it, captured, & we can watch our pasts, over & over again. It’s really something when you stop & think about it, yet everyone takes for granted these amazing things we’ve done. For instance, the video I linked above, the theme song & intro video for the show 3-2-1 Contact, was created over 40 years ago, & I can watch it the same as I did in elementary school, singing along like the little kid me did so long ago. Anytime we want, we can watch the past, it’s just so incredible if you stop & ponder it. People don’t stop & look around enough, do they? Speaking of which, it’s time to STOP, & finish this Foozer, because this sleepy fish needs some rest before the big day coming up. Until next time dear readers, it’s now 12:01 AM, March 21, 2023, & should something happen on this day that has enough social dynamo to significantly alter the course of the zeitgeist, I’ll see you on the other side. Do NOT hold your breath though, because as I said earlier, I’d say 90% of the time these dated dates of pre-predicted infamy turn into nothing-burgers. We’ll be there soon enough, as midnight has come & gone, & 3/21 has begun. So sayeth FisH™…🎣
For all of you, & for none of you at all…🐡
“If you only have one egg, you better make sure your basket doesn’t have a hole in it.” Fish F Fish🎏
What can I say, other than it’s St. Patty’s Day. What do people even celebrate on this day? Getting drunk? Seriously, it should be called “Drinking Day,” like a day to celebrate alcohol, like 4/20. Unfortunately, the only difference is that drunks suck much worse than stoners for one, & two, despite anomalies, smoking weed isn’t potentially lethal to yourself & others around you. Drunk driving, drunk fighting, drunk sex even, all destructively negative attributes of drinking booze. On the other hand, stoners don’t hurt anyone really, other than themselves. Of course, as I already mentioned, there are anomalies; I’m sure there’s been cases of “stoned driving” that led to unexpectedly negative consequences, but those cases are very few & far between. Point being, if “green” is the veneration of the celebration, I’ll take herbal relief every time over a shot of poisonous liquid courage.
Don’t get me wrong, I’m not a fucking prude, I’m totally down with a drink or two at dinner or something like that. Reckless drinking in a bar though, meh…hasn’t been a thing for me since college. This floating fish put in his time & then some back in college. Holy shit it’s insane when I think back on how far I used to take it when I partied. Ask anyone who knows me. I was known to dry-gulch random dipshits for my own amusement. There was always one guy at a party, always one, creeping, saying weird shit, just being a wanker in general, so whenever I was present when “that guy” was in full-form…KAPOW, down & out, then drug out of the party while everyone kicked him, even a few girls. True story. Good times. This is the funniest part though; that only happened once, one time, right at the beginning of my 7-year college career.
There were a few other fights to be sure, & I am still undefeated, but like fight fights where I had to whip someones’s ass who came at me, but that one fight, ONE FIGHT, stayed with me for 7 years…as if I did it all the time…oy vey, people are so strange, aren’t they? The way they make somethings out of nothings. I feel bad too because I fucked that guy”s face up like a savage. The first punch caught him above his left eye, the sweet spot, splitting his eye open, & dropping him to the floor. I thought he was out, but then he tried to get up like a moron, & threw a ridiculous haymaker. Derp…wrong move. Sadly for him, the booze made him so slow that he telegraphed said haymaker, & I just ducked out of the way, then threw another straight right punch, right into the bridge of his nose, which kind if exploded with an audible splatter & he was done, out, on the floor crying I think. I don’t know, but it was like this moaning, wailing sort of sound. Anyway, a few buddies & myself grabbed his dumbass, & drug him to the front door, & the trip there was no fun for him, as random kicks from guys & gals landed all over his body. Everyone was laughing & yelling at him, poor guy.
What a dick I am, but I know that already, so fuck that guy. He was being uncouth, especially to the ladies, & I’m guessing he remembers that night to this day, especially when he looks in the mirror at the scar over his eye & the new nose he had to get fixed after I broke it. Regardless, all of that was totally unnecessary, & totally fueled by booze, like gas on a bonfire. I used to be a bartender, & spent a decade & change babysitting drunks, which is another reason why one, I don’t drink to get drunk, & two, I don’t celebrate this ridiculous holiday that transformed from its original meaning into essentially, “Drinking Day.” Yep, that’s what today is, & I bet 9 out of 10 random people on the street have no clue what the original meaning of St. Patrick’s Day is. For instance, ask the next person you run into, “Who is St. Patrick?,” & see what they barf out for a wrong answer, because odds are, they won’t have a clue. It’s analogous to when you ask random people these days, “What year was the USA founded?,” or “What are the Bill of Rights?” Don’t believe me? I linked some “Man on the Street” videos from the great Mark Dice below, a whole playlist, one video after another, illustrating exactly what I just told you. “Check it out,” as he says, & click below for some real-time Idiocracy.
Well, that was fun, wasn’t it? Do you feel like you caught brain-AIDS? Yeah, I know, me too. It’s heartbreaking to see this staggering stupidity though, despite the obvious humor in it, it’s really just pathetically sad. Why? Why are Americans so God-damned dumb these days? Sheesh. Oh wait, this is the end result of public “education,” which doesn’t really educate you on anything, per se, other than how to be a good debt slave. Civics, finance, other languages, music theory, all of this is crucial in the proper education of young minds, but you only find it in the schools where the so-called elites send their kids. Oh yes, the game starts at birth, & if you’re born into the peasant class, as most of us are, you’re taught to be a slave in public school, rather than how to become your best individual self. Public education is for the hive minded; click that link & you can read more about it, because it’s time to wrap this up. Dang, I start with one thing, & finish with another, every time, never fails. I bet I go on & on, watch & see…
As I’ve said repeatedly, I just tune the dial to the best frequency, then let these fingers fly, & when it’s all done, I don’t really remember what I write, so I go back & read it when I proofread for my grammatical errors, & sometimes it’s astonishing what comes out. I can’t really explain it, it’s almost like an auto-pilot sort of feeling, surreal, but whatever this is, it’s my lone gift in this life, so I’m going to spend the rest of my days, writing every day, for an audience of ghosts, & digital readers with their little icon avatars, occasionally dropping a “like,” but for the most part, no one reads a word of this drivel I spew out. None of these writing jobs see any value in my uniquely authentic literary language, so either I suck as a writer, or they’re all scared to hire someone like me who writes about TRUTH, in a world of scripted narratives. Wait, there’s no one else like me, so I suppose I’m fucked, yes? Oh well, fuck em, not bending the knee to get a shitty paycheck for adding “wokeness” somewhere in my endless list of resumes. Nope, can’t do it, won’t do it, I guess I’ll just be a broke failure. The proverbial “starving artist,” or maybe “pseudo-artist,” because perhaps all these words I write don’t mean a fucking thing to anyone. Wunderbar…(fart noise)
Ugh, what a mood. Just an overall feeling of being COMPLETELY fed up with Clownworld life. Can one of you donate $10k so I can go to Costa Rica before I drive my beater of a Beamer right off the next cliff I come across? Gah, it’s so fucking frustrating, when you have the self-realization that you’re worth more, but humbly you simultaneously realize you’re a total dumbass. What do I know besides this? Oh wait, I know how to grow good weed, does that count for anything? Nope? Nope they say, it’s another relatively useless “skill” I can add to my post-it note of attributes. Oh no, I have the “drunken blues” it seems, even though I don’t drink, haven’t drank in forever, & certainly NOT drinking for this stupid “holiday,” if you wanna call it that. Just another excuse for Americans to burn more brain cells. Drink up though, ya plebs. “Bread & circuses,” been a great tactic for 2000 years, give or take a century, so why stop now?
I don’t know, I don’t know anything anymore, but speaking of “stopping now,” that’s what I’m about to do, because this ouroborosian essay has found its own tail, & is eager to eat it so I can shut the fuck up already. Nonetheless, have a fun time getting drunk, puking on your drunk girlfriend, right before she pukes on you, then waking up tomorrow feeling like hell, with puke all over yourselves. Yay, fun fun fun. The difference in mentality between you’re 25 year-old self & your middle-aged self is night & day. I used to live to party, like literally, with ZERO inclinations toward a future for myself, a family maybe, a nest egg, but nope, it was ALL about the party, as if it would never end. Such a fucking delusional idiot I was, & still am, & I can’t change, because this is who I am apparently. Of course the party is done for me, & I’m well-aware, but everyone else who lived like me is dead. EVERYONE, & that’s not an exaggeration, they’re ALL dead, & it’s just me left. Like a battle, where all your friends died fighting, except they were only fighting themselves, & they lost. Meanwhile, me, myself, & I am the only soldier left standing, wondering why I’m still here, & where my old friends are now. Wow, such surreality, only me, only one left. Why?
Great question, thanks for playing. I wish I had an answer; selfishly I wish I had the answer for myself, not for anyone else. I’m fresh out of friends, haven’t seen my family in like 6 years, something like that, got massacred in the crypto crash which took everything I had, EVERYTHING, they took it all out of my diamond hands like they were made of rice paper. Stone sober the whole time; I spent years after getting clean building my stacks, then making amazing trades that got me well into 6-figures before POOF, a financial train wreck into a multi-car pileup, & I was smack in the middle, so I lost everything. EVERY FUCKING THING, gah. It’s been months & I can’t shake it. Maybe I need a drink, or a lobotomy, fuckin hell, I just wish I could shake it off already. Maybe I can’t, because this is not the first time I got hosed for all of my stacks. It’s happened like 4, maybe 5 times now, & I can’t understand why. WHY????? WHY YOU FUCKER IN THE SKY IF YOU’RE EVEN UP THERE, WHY??? Fuck, it’s like I’m cursed or something…maybe I am, who knows?
Hard to say what’s even real anymore here in this backwards-ass upside-down timeline. The Great Recycler, The Great Mouse Trap, The Capstone Club, just what the fuck is going on in this world? Is ANYTHING real? It sure doesn’t seem to be, & most of the population would rather get drunk on the poison their overlords offer them on street corners across this once great nation, now the USSA, The United Socialist States of America. I just coined that, don’t steal it. Actually, you can take it, I really don’t care, because it doesn’t matter, nor does anything else for those of us down here in these trenches. Nope, 99% of you, of us, are stuck in The Great Mouse Trap, & all the booze in the world won’t get you through the exit door. Regardless, drink on up Americans, & eradicate those synapses in that wet noodle atop your neck. Obviously, as always, this applies to all of you, & none of you at all. Speaking of that Nietzschian paraphrase I use, “for all of you, & for none of you at all,” what do you think the late Friedrich would think of this maddening pseudo-reality they’ve manufactured for all of you?
He’d laugh, because he predicted this. It’s truly amazing, if you have ever read his work, how accurate he was about societal degeneration. I mean look around, Idiocracy has become reality, & that was not supposed to happen, but it did, & now, we’re all stuck in it. Too bad the overall global complacency is unprecedented in scale, as it’s equally amazing how utterly uninformed most people are. Doesn’t matter though, it’s party time, shots for everyone at the bar, on me. Try the 3-headed cow, it’s delightful. I created it for idiots who act like idiots when they try to order “the bartender’s favorite shot.” Oh my, bartenders just love when they hear, “Make me your favorite shot,” & when I would hear that, I had a special shot I’d whip up especially for the aforementioned idiots. Want to know the ingredients? Here we go; the infamous 3-Headed Cow: tequila, scotch, vodka, rum, lemon juice, milk, shake all the ingredients with ice, strain into a sugar-rimmed shot glass, then hail to the sacred cow. Down the hatch, & good luck if you ever drink more than one of these God-awful shots. Ugh, are you kidding me, who would drink that?
They did though, many times, many times saying they wanted another. That’s drunks for you, & the bartenders of America are balls-deep in the weeds right now, feeding you drunk fuckers into respective states of unpredictably dangerous intoxication. Isn’t it odd that during that time when we allegedly had no toilet paper, & a bunch of of other stuff was “temporally unavailable,” yet there was more than enough booze & cigs for everyone, isn’t that weird? Nope, nothing weird going on in America, nothing to see plebs, slam those beers & shots, because today is “Drinking Day, ” the one day of the year to celebrate all of the comedy & tragedy that alcohol has brought to the masses, arguably more of the latter, but who cares?…I’m done with the digressional tangent talk, & done with this article that maybe 10 people will actually read, if I’m lucky. Check out these stats…I’d be embarrassed, if I cared, but “caring” about anything anymore is no longer something I concern myself with. When you have nothing left to lose, literally NOTHING, then nothing matters anymore, right? So what’s left to “care” about?
Okay, this has turned into a 5-page essay for fuck’s sake, yikes. You’d think one of these companies I apply to would appreciate what I do exclusively for this unwavering daily discipline I possess, but apparently they don’t, for reasons unknown. Most likely, it’s my content, & they’re scared to hire a wide-open thought criminal dissident. Also, I’m an un-jabbed straight white male, so right out of the gate, I’m 3-strikes out. Drats. Fuck it. Until next time, dear readers, write until you reach the end of the marathon, no matter how far you have to run. So sayeth FisH™…🎣
EaT~aLL~YouR~FisH™ 