Speedbumps

If only we could exist within any/every aspect of our imagination. Some say we can, but I disagree. How? Imagination is the Universe, the Universe is Imagination. Even though we humans are infinitely small from a Universal perspective, our consciousness is eternal, has no bounds, & thus, is simultaneously infinitely big, as it is small. No singular entity can handle all of that, except the Source, God, Creator. None of this is Darwinian evolution. The truth hides, & is hidden. I think if one can get their Higher Self back to the 5th dimension, the possibilities become something we cannot even comprehend way down here in 3d. Our potential, our TRUE potential, is snuffed at birth. The day you leave your mother’s womb, those who dwell in the shadows try to program, program, program you to be an automaton. For the most part, they’ve done an amazing job from their askew view, but for those of us who do not abide these dark art secret cults, what they’re doing is as evil as it gets. Gah…it exhausts me, exhausts my soul, waking up day after day after day in a prison planet matrix. When is the reckoning coming? Where is the new Achilles? What role does yours truly have? What’s your role? So many questions, & the answers are often slippery fish. It’s in there, so much knowledge, so much personal power, all within one’s self, but they’ve taken it, taken it away from most of us. 2024…maybe the year when that proverbial worm finally turns…we shall see. So sayeth FisH™…🎏

The Fooze: S2 E8 2/8/2023 The REAL State of the Union

“Hang in there, it’ll be over soon.” If only that were true, but at this rate, I’ll be shockingly surprised if this country even makes it to the next election. The real “state of the union” is DIRE, arguably as dire as it’s ever been, despite the lies spewed by this dementia-riddled old man at the SOTU speech. Oh, & let’s not forget the canned applause…duh…HALF the room wasn’t even standing, but from the decibel level of the fake applause, you’d think President Braindead scored a touchdown. Look what they’ve done, look what these idiots on the left have done in 2 years: inflation from 1.3ish% to 6.4ish%, gas nearly tripled, eggs doing double-digits for a dozen, our military is woke & weak, supply chain breakdowns, everyone is either gay or a homophobe, Covaids jabs are killing people, it’s all white peoples’ fault, I can go on, & on, & on, & on, & on, & on, & on listing the different ways these communist globalist douchebags are intentionally & systematically destroying this country. I’m about to tell you the REAL State of this alleged “Union ,”we’re all stuck in together. I don’t know about you, but I’m not seeing much “unity” going on, unless you count tribal unity, then there’s all kinds of unity going on, unless…

Unless you’re black in Chicago, then you might get shot, odds are by another black person, most likely a black man. Black on black crime there EVERY SINGLE DAY in Chi-raq, murder capital of America, but did President Braindead mention any of that? Nope, none of these political hacks ever do, & it continues, daily, all day every day, more & more MURDERS, black men shooting up other black men, & where’s BLM?…(crickets)…where are your s-elceted “leaders?”…(crickets)…but if a white guy like me even dares to utter any of this publicly…”REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE, SHUT YOUR MOUTH YOU WHITE MALE BIGOT RACIST BLACKOPHOBE!! REEEEEEEEEEEEEE, REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE,(Honk Noise) REEEEEEEEEEEEE. Oy vey it’s just so PLAYED OUT at this point, fuckin hell. Seriously, is it me, or are any of you absolutely sick & tired of all this narrative-driven race-baiting, coddling to “marginalized” groups, has it run its course & then some with you as well? GAHHHHHHHHHHHH, it hurts my head, Clownworld hurts my head, but on the inside where I can’t out an ice-pack on it. It’s just so UN-natural, it’s sucking the life out of a world with so much potential, & I just don’t get it.

Why? Who are these politicians, these “presidents” & “senators,” who the fuck put them in charge? They claim YOU did, so did you? Wasn’t me, I don’t vote, since voting means nothing anyway since they pick the winners prior. Just another part of the theatre, same as the lottery, all the winners are pre-selected, which is why I say they’re “s-elected,” not elected. Get it? Good. Moving on…they broadcast “Voting Day,” & make a big flashy spectacle of it, then they proclaim, “CHEATING” after the pseudo-election is over, & the drama goes on, & on, blah blah blah. Meanwhile, while you’re cluelessly distracted watching bullshit vote counts on a bullshit fake news alphabet media outlet, or some kind of superball game, or another fake reality show, or something gay & black on Netflix, the powers that be tighten that proverbial vise just a little bit more. They have to tighten it while you’re distracted, & since most of you are, all the time, the vise’s grip is always tightening, slowly, but all the time, tighter & tighter until one of these days soon, SPLAT SPLAT, the noise of your eyeballs popping out of your head. This is all figurative, incidentally. No one’s eyeballs are gonna pop out of their head like Billy McCarthy. Link below if you don’t know.

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Armed Americans are the only thing left really stopping these elitist political pigs from commencing full-speed ahead with their agenda, as far as I can see. Most of said pigs are in China’s pocket, so I’m sure this shadowy coup, via an obviously stolen election, is part of the Chinese long game to ruin this once great nation from the inside out. Where do you think all the fetty comes from? “Fetty,” is one of the street words for fentanyl, & it’s made in China, just like seemingly everything else here. Only this particular “made in China” product kills people. It’s everywhere too, for cheap, isn’t that weird? Almost as if that too, is INTENTIONALLY being unleashed on the American public. Why though? Who benefits here? Covaids, fentanyl, “spy balloons,” all from China, but these feckless “leaders” do nothing? Not hard to speculate that China essentially owns this country now for the most part. Only us armed Americans stand in the way now, so what comes next?

Hot war maybe? Hmmm, that’s a tough one. If we go “hot war,” with ANY country, it’s not going to end well for all involved. The world will become a real-life version of the game Fallout, & the only survivors will be the lucky ones who get to the underground bunkers. Yep, a bunker and/or a cave is the only way to live through the nuke strikes if they come, & surely nuclear weapons would be utilized, which could potentially annihilate millions, if not BILLIONS, of us, we “collateral damage” civilians. Yeah, we don’t count, & as a matter of fact, nuclear war would be GOOD, not for us obviously, but from their distortedly askew point-of-view, it would be great. If billions of people die, that solves their “over-population” problem, as written on the Georgia Guidestones. “Maintain a world population of roughly 500 million,” paraphrased, but that’s almost verbatim what it used to read before “someone” blew them up, which leaves ohhhhhh…7 BILLION of us gone. No suspects that I know of yet by the way in the bombing of the Georgia Guidestones, kind of odd for a bombing, wouldn’t you agree? Regardless, point being, I didn’t get a pass, nor did anyone I know get a pass, did you? I’d wager that like me, you did NOT get your golden ticket out of the next great holocaust, & when the nukes go off, also like me, you’re fucked.

Okay, back to this stupid speech. Apparently Potato Joe was “screaming” at other world leaders tonight during his bullshit speech, which I’m hopefully going to get to shortly if I can quit ram, ram, rambling, like I tend to do. I enjoy illustrating my point, to get it across to you, dear reader. Uniquely illustrative illustrations, pleasant-to-the-ear, even when I use all caps to emphasize something, but I do not yell. You know who DOES yell to get their point across, & yells often, which coincidentally is also a sign of dementia, when the yelling is in conjunction with gibberish, but I digress. Continuing, so as much as I hate this word, & the use of it, I have no other word to describe Old Joe’s screamy behavior, which is that of a “bully,” yes, a bully. Gah, that word is atrocious. As a master of wordsmithery, I despise that ridiculous word, & all that the use of it entails, because like many words these days, it’s been taken by leftist lunatics & used as a word-weapon in the culture war. “Don’t be a bully, don’t be a bully,” …how about shut up & stop whining about someone “bullying” you ya wimp. If that’s the case, grab a baseball bat, & crack their knee caps with it, then no more bully. Easy, isn’t it? Old school solution, & it worked back then. Where is the appropriate parenting today to teach kids how to stand up for themselves?

Anyway, when Old Pedo Joe was Young Pervert Joe, his “bullying” tactics worked for him, ask the chick he fingered against her will against a wall, Tara Reid I think her name is, what ever happened to her? Regardless, now in his feeble degenerating mind, he still thinks the “bully” move works, but sadly for him, his “bullying” boat has hit a big iceberg & sank like the Titanic, yet he STILL does it. Not scaring anyone Brandon ya poopypants dunce. Yep, unfortunately, no one told President Braindead this, so he still tries “bullying” as a political tactic, & much like the aforementioned atrociousness of that word “bully,” so is the idiot acting in such a manner, the idiot shitting his pants in front of the Pope in the GIF below. Yes, the stinky shitter down there is the pseudo-bully as well, how ironic, & it’s such a pathetically embarrassing joke, but such is the way of Clownworld…honk honk honk. True story by the way, yes, the President of the United States pooped his pants on his trip to the Vatican to visit Pope Francis. Let’s Go Brandon. Derp. Luckily, I happened to get footage of the entire embarrassing incident, & made it into a GIF for all of you to enjoy…& Honkler even dropped by, “wazzzzzzzup Honkster,” enjoy my GIF…(Fart Noise)

Ugh, it’s draining me, it really just sucks the wind out of my fan when I think about this country’s imminent downfall, if, & say if, that sad scenario comes to pass. All empires end, maybe it’s just time for the “Great American Experiment” to end too. Bummer. I would have never imagined a world like this when I was a kid. Man, was I naive, but I suppose we all were, us Gen-Xers. TV babies from the 70s & 80s, a lost generation, X-ed out, like a winning Bingo card, except what did we win? A world dominated by baby boomer tyrants, & the rest of that generation, who I once admired, now somewhat despise, for failing us because they got too power hungry to stop & pass the baton. Now we all live a life of “Hang In There,” just kittens stuck in the trees. Hang in there, it’ll be okay when 2024 comes, & the Orange Man returns. Is that what you all are basing a dramatic shift back to prosperity on? Orange Man saving the day? I had faith in Don, I did, but they beat him somehow, & he doesn’t lose, so HOW, how did they blatantly cheat, to steal the most dynamic election in the history of the country, HOW?

All I can figure, & yes it pains me to admit this, but all I can rationally reason out, is that Don is in the same club as the rest of the globalist cabal. “It’s their club, & we ain’t in it,” in true Carlinian-speak. That’s the ONLY way I can figure why he would let them cheat & win the game, because there is no “game,” there is only theatre, this orchestrated theatre, playing out like a symphony, note for note, all in a thoroughly well-constructed order. They’ve perfected this art of “elitist theatre” since Roman times, all to keep them as the sheep-herders, & you the sheep. Remember, THEY did this, not me, I am only here sharing what I think I know, even though I might not know anything at all. I try, which is all I can do, & I suppose I better hang in there, until my circle comes back round the roundabout. Clever, clever, look at that, as if on a synchronous queue, my circularity, “hanging in there,” until my literary ouroboros finds its end, only to prepare to begin yet again, as always. Until next time, I state, that the union of a fist, into a bully’s face, stops bullying. So sayeth FisH™🎣

For all of you, & for none of you at all.

“The union of a fist, into a bully’s face, ends bullying.” ~Fish F Fish🎏

The Fooze: S2 E4 February 4, 2023 Goats

“I am the GOAT, there are no other goats before me,” says Fish (audience applauds). In case you didn’t know, “GOAT” is an acronym for “Greatest of All Time,” & I’m just joking, as I am no GOAT, & am but a meager fish, an acronym-less fish, in fact. What could “fish” stand for? Maybe…”Fallen into Satan’s Hell,” would that work? Or perhaps, “Flo isn’t Saying Hello?” No? How about, “Fucking Insane, Seek Help?” I don’t know, those all just don’t work like the grand GOAT, the Great One, the Great-EST One to be exact, & how does One, become a Great One, the Greatest One of All Time? Beats me, I’m proverbial pond scum, the only thing I’m the greatest at is nothing, & you don’t even get a participation trophy for that oh-so-high pseudo-achievement I’ve successfully accomplished. See what I did there? “SUCCESS” -fully, as in NOT a success at all. Ah, personal deprecation, my only actual success. There’s most certainly nothing great about a life of self-disappointment. (Fart Noise) …moving on…

It must be a surreal feeling, at least in my imagination it is, but those who don that exceptionally rare moniker of “The GOAT,” already live a life of surreality, so to them, it’s just another day of feeling great, being great, because you’re so great, look at you, what a great guy, greatest of all time. Of “all time,” you say? Yep, ALL time, YOU, are the GREATEST, of ALL time. Well dang, ok then, thanks for the compliment, & all that comes along with my greatnesses. Everyone is going to give me everything from now on, too? That’s so GREAT. Are you eating here tonight sir, oh great one, will you be dining with us? Of course, the bill is on us, we’re simply honored you’d bestow your unending greatness upon our humble eatery, so do not concern yourself with the check. Really? Ok then, I’ll give the server a life-changing tip, how about that? Sound good? Wow, YOU sir, YOU are just great, what a great guy, greatest of all time. Oh drats, I spilled some of my $10000 free bottle of wine on one of my favorite shirts, this shirt woven with real gold in the collar, so my neck glows. This shirt was given to me by God himself, whatever will I do?

Oh look, there’s an unbelievably exaggerated store across the street, with a great big name on the sign, same great name platinum-stitched on the clothes available there, a name that makes them 10000x their actual value, the price on the price tag, but that doesn’t matter Great One. Let’s GO GO GO…beepity-bopity-beepity-bopbop, I bee-bop to the store, & proclaim, “I’ve ruined my shirt, can someone help me please?” (sounds of people scurrying about like rats to help) …oh NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, we can fix this your greatness, oh Great One, no worries, how about this shirt? Or this one? Need new pants too? Let’s get you some fresh pants(more scurrying about)…there you go oh Great One, all spiffy & new, fresh clothes for you. Oh look, your helicopter has arrived to pick you up oh Great One, the Greatest of All Time, you Great GOAT(sound of helicopter landing)…& WOW, what a chopper she is, is that, could that be, a GOLDEN HELICOPTER?? Sure is, only the best for the GOAT, time to take off, let’s GO GO GO(people scurry their peasant asses out of your way)…& off you go, oh Great One.

Okay okay, I know, I know, I knnnnnnnnnowwwwwwwwww, that was rude, & crude, & I shouldn’t poke jealous fun at GOATs. It’s great to be great, did I just quote that? Surely, SOMEONE has thought that little quip up before, yes? “It’s great to be great,” hmmm, yeah I don’t know, & out of my own ignorance, I am going to enact my own utterly delusional self-sense of “greatness,” & pronounce myself the creator of that quote, how bout them apples? Who’s gonna stop me, the word police? I’m already wayyyyyyyy down at the end of D-wing in the digital gulag supermax, where all other thought criminals go, in my own solitary cell, with a little fish carved into a virtual wall. This is where those who are the “great” in their own right go, & of course in this case, I mean “great” as in “greatly” censored, “greatly” suppressed, “greatly” robbed of my created content, “greatly” exiled from the virtual town square, & I could go on & on, shedding my own skin, greatly, but fuck it, who cares? Who cares that our free speech has been systematically eroded to almost being null & void? Oh no, someone’s feewings got hurt due to “hate speech?” NOOOOOOOO…REEEEEEEEE…HONK HONK HONK…can’t have that, can we? B-O-O-H-O-O

Where are the real GOATs, the keepers of freedom, & truth, & the freedom to speak the truth, where are those GOATs? I’m yet to see anyone from this era estraña that could be considered a true GOAT, not even close really. Think about it…ALL TIME. Sure, there might be some people who have greatness, & they exude that greatness, but the “Greatest of All Time?”….meh, no, not in Clownworld, sorry not sorry, don’t blame me, blame the clowns, & their respective clown cars. They crashed the party, I wasn’t there, nope, & hell, I wasn’t even invited to the party, & surely have nothing to do with clowns, parties, GOATs, none of it. Just a wayward soul traveler that stumbled into this 3d clown town like a Twilight Zone episode, stopping at a one-waitered cafe I can never leave. Coffee, toast, a pen, some scraps of paper, & I’m stuck here until I write my way out, write my way right out of town. I don’t know, I don’t know if anyone was in this booth, at this cafe, in this town, before me, beef whore me, what has come before me? Could it be my circularity? Coming back around again to find me?

Look at that, right on time(class bell rings). Time to GO GO GO, now that the circle has come back around once again, round & round, looping loops, the GIF animation of days flying by, the circularity. Until next time, dear readers, remember this, “goats will eat anything, anything & everything.” Oh, & of course, coined right here in this article, “It’s great, to be great.” So sayeth FisH™🎏

For all of you, & for none of you at all.

“It’s great, to be great.” ~Fish F Fish🎏 “

“Goats will eat anything, anything & everything.” ~Fish F Fish🎏

The Hitman Saga

I have spent countless hours now on the ENTIRE Hitman series & I must say, personally it’s one of the most time-consuming albeit amazingly fun games I’ve ever played. Sure, a few cons, but this game will knock off hours & hours of real-time in real-life having meta-fun grinding to gain every achievement, completing all the contracts as directed, acquiring suits & an interesting assortment of weaponry & gear for completing specified objectives, so much to do. I have not played this with VR…very important to note, so my review is from the standard view gameplay perspective. Regardless if you play regular or VR, you MUST play with headphones. Of course you don’t have to, but you miss a lot of important dialogue if you go headphones-free. Now let’s break this up into 2 sections.

PROS:

Stealth-action at its best. This game has so many ways to assassinate your targets…seriously, the possibilities are almost endless. The creators made these many possibilities achieved by way of strategy, if you want. You CAN go in & massacre literally everyone & go that route, most of us do that just for the sake of it, but by following the prescribed strategies as a storyline with experience points & achievements, you really get the most out of this game. The areas are amazingly detailed, there’s so much dialogue going on, it’s fun to listen in on the random conversations, but the main thing about these areas is they’re all more-or-less places that normal people would never be allowed to go. From the 5-star vacation resort in The Maldives to the Eyes Wide Shut party on the Isle of Sgail, it’s…surreal, so to speak, to be able to experience those kinds of environments in the meta verse. Ultimately, this game has so much to offer, that whenever it’s on sale or the DLC is on sale, it’s a steal for a quality gaming experience like no other. The elusive contracts offer a good lesson about only getting one shot in life sometimes, & when you die & lose the contract, it stings, but it’s bittersweet, & they eventually allow you to get another chance at elusive contracts in the Arcade, so it’s not totally the end, but this IS the end of the pros, so let’s talk about some cons…

CONS:

The main issue with this game will vary from player to player. Some people hate that you only get one shot at the elusive contracts. I don’t, but opinions vary. Some people think the gameplay is weird with the NPCs. Sometimes they can be frustrating when they recognize you somehow. I’m curious how the NPC interactions look in VR, but unfortunately, that’s going to have to be for another time. Those interactions can be with every character in the game, yes, every person can react to you & vice versa. Obviously, there’s a difference between the NPC dialogue & the character actor dialogue, but nonetheless, you can interact with everyone, which can sometimes work against you, especially during the Silent Assassin challenges. The game can be particularly unforgiving with these, as in one slip up & you fail. The complications for some of the missions/contracts make it a conundrum of reloading, or in the case of contracts, replaying from the start. Accidentally pacify an NPC, fail. Accidentally get spotted, fail. I enjoy the challenges but I admit that some of the requirements to accomplish the mission can be not only a bit difficult, but it becomes monotonous when you have to start over. This WILL happen if you play this game, so if you’re easily frustrated by difficult challenges, you might not enjoy the way this game plays.

Regardless of those who cower in the face of adverse gaming challenges, The Hitman Saga, in my opinion, is a MUST play for any/all serious gamers. It’s more than a game, it’s a meme, & there are underlying themes that you notice as you play that give you a surreal sense of disbelief as you walk around the areas, exploring these scenarios that most likely you will never see in real life. The top floor of a bank in New York City, Ambrose Island where modern-day pirates still nest(which is a very enjoyable new DLC drop), a historic manor in the English countryside, most of us will never see these things, but they DO exist in our world, which makes the game 1000x more pleasurable to play. It’s a virtual trip into the world of the so-called elites, & YOU play a hitman infiltrating their world. It goes as far as the ultra-high surveillance they are actively doing in China at this very moment, incorporating that REAL world into this virtual world that you get to be a part of. I imagine the VR experience for this game must be quite an experience. This game is so detail-rich though, & as long as you have headphones & an HD TV, regardless of VR, I still think this game is a MUST-PLAY, simply for the sake of the meme as it is a noteworthy part of the gaming zeitgeist, & there isn’t any other stealth-action game that has such a complete package of thrills & entertainment & strategy & visual delightfulness. Could be more variety, yes. Could be more options that aren’t just novelty, yes. Could be more frequent DLC, yes. Nonetheless, this game is awesome. Grab it when there’s a sale, usually around holidays, like most game sales, but I’ve noticed they usually run discounts for Hitman on holidays AND at random times, most often when they have new drops. Check it out, it’s good clean family fun…for those who are 18 & older.