Mumpsimus, mumpsimus… why does this show as a misspell? I assure you it is a word, and it is a very good word to know because the population is full of them. I will list the textbook definition for you below as usual, but also as usual, here is my interpretation: Mumpsimus is a person, or if a group we say mumpsimuses, who are very ignorantly set in their ways, the nature of those ways being archaic in nature. A good example would be those who still feel that women have smaller brains, or those who still believe that eating turkey makes you sleep. People who do not step on crack or freak out when they see the number 13. They have no proof or validation other than what they were told ages ago and they have never allowed themselves to excel beyond that. Are you a mumpsimus? We have all been a little mupsimated at some point, but as one ages, they either become more mupsimus, or less mumpsimus. More often than not, the older one gets, the MORE they become mupsimuses. Because for some reason, and I hate starting sentences with because, but because when people age, they have been led to believe they become as smart as they can be and they lose their personal threshold for gaining wisdom. That’s being the ultimate mumpsimus. Hey old people, YOU CAN STILL GET SMARTER. You always get smarter, you always change, you always keep growing. Whoever invented that phrase, “To be set in your ways,” should be historically castrated and removed permanently from the fold. That single expression has given countless lazy automatons the false ideal that they can just be ignorant and that everything they know is right after a certain age. Wake up. No matter how damn old you are it is never to late to wake up and find personal enlightenment. Did you know what a mumpsimus was before now? Are you thinking you might be a mumpsimus? Let those thoughts flow, so what if you are a mumpsimus, now is the moment of change. You are only a mumpsimus if you allow yourselves to be. You can change that right now, right this second. Just open your eyes, wake up and open your eyes. No, you do not know everything, and you nor anyone else ever will in this paradigm. No, you do not know enough, wtf kind of bullshit excuse is that?… “I know what i know and that is enough.”… No wonder why people succumb to unusual ailments and pain and weakness and dying, that all stems from backward-ass thinking and false logic and a fake sense of security in what one thinks they know when in fact: that way of thinking guides you nowhere, it keeps you complacent, hence why the logic is all wrong, you do not get to some magic point in time, then stop discovering truths, it never ends, ever, and guess what…you really do not know anything so how can you be so confident in what you think you know?… You know nothing, I know nothing, no one really knows anything, we all just make our best educated guesses and roll with it based on precedence and experience. If the ball starting rolling in the wrong direction at the start, it wouldn’t stop rolling, it would just keep rolling the wrong way forever. Is that what has happened here in this dimension? How do you think our ball is rolling along? What is important is that you are aware of the ball and the path, but like I said, many of you are mumpsimuses. To stuck in your own base-level perception to see the bigger picture. Everywhere you turn, mumpsimus here, mumpsimus there, every which way you go, there are mumpsimuses. You now know what a mumpsimus is. Therefore, you now know not to allow yourself to become one. The mumpsimus has given up on life and on themselves. At heart, they are just waiting to die because they are not truly alive and living. It never ends, remember that. None of this ever ends. You are continuously able to get exponentially smarter and smarter and to grow more and more with every moment that passes, remember that as well. This is only a fraction of a fraction of your cosmic journey. To think you know it all is absurd and most of you who think you do, really don’t know much of anything at all, and you know it. Do not be a mumpsimus. Be what you truly are, a Divine Being of Energy and Love and Light, the Infinite Student of Consciousness, always learning more and more about the Great Meaning of Everything. There is always more, there is always a further to go. Mumpsimuses will fall away, doomed to recycle their wasted energy over and over and over again until the mumpsimusitis is gone. You are beyond the psyche of the mumpsimus. You know your Divine Role and seek to open your heart and mind to the Love inside you and the knowledge that stems from higher resonance and higher states of consciousness. There is so much more to do, so much higher to climb. You know nothing, but that you are at some beginning stages of a great and wondrous journey through the many dimensions of this Great Universe, that is really all you know. But you are not restricted at all from advancing yourselves and seeking to learn as much as you can. You have the power to gain more power simply by taking the initiative to improve yourselves. Use that power and do not waste your lives resigning to a state of mupsimusdom. Enlighten yourselves to help yourselves help yourselves. And keep in kind that it is never to late to help someone who has become a mumpsimus. Not all of them can be helped, but some can still wake up and see. Remember, it’s never too late. Love to all.
A traditional custom or notion adhered to although shown to be unreasonable.
A person who obstinately adheres to such a custom or notion.